Jerry Curl staff is finally done for this semester

[Editor's note] Good morning, Jerry Curls. I'm sorry for the abrupt stoppage of service over the last couple of days. Finals week blind-sided me this semester and I was rushing to cram Linguistics trivialities and finish term papers.

As of Wednesday, I have completed all my English major course work. All that stands between me and a cap & gown in a GD math class. This summer, it shall be done.

Anyway, a lot of stuff seemed to be going on while I was out of it. Here's the briefest of recaps:

- Simon Cowell confirms Paula Abdul as X-Factor judge
- Apple defends iPhone location-gathering practices
- The South was rocked by killer tornadoes
- President Obama shuffles national security team
- And in silly news, Obama released his birth certificate

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